she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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