its not stalking. its research.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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