Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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