I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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