god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?