he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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