So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
He told me they were just razor bumps!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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