i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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