Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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