It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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