Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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