Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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