Non-Jews are for practice
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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