Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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