Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I need to calm my uterus...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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