Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize