I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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