? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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