I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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