i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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