Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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