I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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