yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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