shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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