More tranny stories later!
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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