your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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