ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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