Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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