All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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