but the lizard people decide everything anyway
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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