the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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