we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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