Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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