I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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