that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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