Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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