I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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