I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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