And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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