im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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