Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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