Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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