Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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