is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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