I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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