I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just high enough for therapy.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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