we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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