Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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