at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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