it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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