Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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