you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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