? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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