She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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