Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod

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(352): View more from Florida

Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty

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(770): View more from Georgia

To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?

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(404): View more from Georgia

When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.

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I hope you did not try this.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?

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(518): View more from New York

she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night

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